No one can possibly predict the weather two years in advance… can they?
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(c) 2016 Simon Goodson.
The Wedding Weatherman
I first met Jack, as most people do, at a wedding weather prediction. My sister and her fiancé had decided to tie the knot and were looking at several dates in September 2011, more than two years away. With no sisters Helen had made do with her only brother, me, and dragged me into the planning.
As any native will tell you, the English weather is far from predictable at any time, and especially so in September. You might get glorious sunshine, even blazing warmth. You might get weeks of unrelenting rain, or the weather could turn viciously cold. Most likely is a combination of all sorts of weather, often changing day to day and even hour to hour. Planning a wedding more than two years in advance becomes a nightmare. What you need to know is how the weather will be on your possible dates. The best weather forecasters struggle to be accurate more than a few days in advance, though. No one can get the prediction right two years or more ahead.
Except, apparently, one man could. It was a well-kept secret. A very well-kept secret. That was one of the conditions of the service — it couldn’t be discussed. When Helen first told me about Jack I was certain it was a con. How could it not be? Yet she was convinced, and once I saw the references I started to wonder.
While secrecy was one condition another was the need to give references to future clients. There were twenty references and every one was a glowing endorsement, including one from Helen’s best friend Jane. The predictions weren’t even just the weather for the day, many times Jack had suggested specific times to get married to avoid rain showers or to catch a short period of sunshine.
The cost was significant too. Almost a thousand pounds for the prediction, and that was if you were even accepted by Jack. That would have sounded like a classic sales pitch to me, make the customer think they are chosen specially, except Jane had already recommended Jack’s services to two other friends and both were turned down with no reasons given.
So, one sunny August afternoon I found myself standing outside a reasonably sized Edwardian house in a London suburb, there to offer yet more sibling support to Helen. Having already spent all morning being dragged around bridal shops I wasn’t in the best of moods, and was once again convinced the whole thing was an elaborate scam. The door opened revealing a middle-aged man wearing blue jeans and a black heavy metal T-shirt. He had long black hair which was pulled back into a pony tail and he was wearing large, and very dark, wraparound sunglasses. The overall impression was of a roadie, or someone from an eighties metal band that was still hanging onto past glory.
3 thoughts on “The Wedding Weatherman”
Love this story, I find it moving
One of my favorites.
Thanks Rick. It’s one of my favourites too, and means even more to me as I remember the entire idea coming to me while driving home with my son asleep beside me while fireworks went off (fireworks night here in the UK a good few years ago now)